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Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.
Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Assassination Attempt

Remember that fight in Vinland saga between Thorkell and Thorfin? Remember how Askeladd reflected the sun off his sword to blind Thorkell?
Hym "This has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with any assassination attempts I've heard of but I'm literally Askeladd and you're welcome for that at least."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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assassinatrix

Example Usage: "In the spy thriller, the mysterious assassinatrix moved through the shadows of the embassy, her mission unknown to all."
by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025
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Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.
Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.
by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013
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well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay
“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”
by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020
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budget assassination

An assassination done on a budget, usually on a low profile target.
One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021
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vindicare assassins

vindicare assassins are one of the best temples of assassins in all of the 40k universe. They are known for being some of the best snipers in the entire universe. They have been known to hold their position for up to months. They are equipped with exitus rifles. In the hands of a vindicare assassin, they will never miss. They are normally used to take out chaos cult leaders.
Hey, I heard there was a vindicare assassin around here. yeah, I heard that vindicare assassins are great snipers.
by Lem_Likes_Pasta March 21, 2022
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