los gatos

los gatos is a rich ass town in northern California where everyone is living in their own bubble and almost all the high schoolers there do weed or vape. I beware you not to move there because the people are hella annoying and very mean. especially the class of 2021. no one wants to hear your sex jokes guysss. some boys are cute but then you find out something terrible about them and immediately they are unattractive. the girls are sluts who would do anything to get fucked by any random sophomore or junior. their boobs are always out but somehow never get dress coded.
I hate living in los gatos. the people there suck ass
by waffle llama February 28, 2018
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Los Angeles

It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
by Joe August 16, 2004
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Lo-fi

oh shit my minecraft gf broke up with me answer to that Lo-fi
by minecraft bf November 11, 2019
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lo-fi

the reason why people don't want to fucking kill themselves when they get home or they just wanna chill.
Hey let's listen to some lo-fi music.
by mentalbreakdownmoments July 11, 2020
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j lo

Cannot sing or act worth shit, but DAMN she's HOT!!!!
J Lo is one fine ass woman!!!!
by Fuckitall July 11, 2006
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los angeles

A "city" in Southern California that really will, seriously, sink into the Pacific Ocean one day. That isn't just a joke, most geologist say it will happen. That is probably why every other city in America is sending all of its assholes there, so that when it does sink, the USA will be free of the worst of it's citizens. For whatever reason, LA likes to think it is in the same league as cities like New York and London. It isn't even close. If the San Adreas fault doesn't crack and send Los Angeles plumiting to the bottom of the ocean within the next 20 years, I suggest that we evacuate the 20 or so good people out of it and use it as a nuclear testing site. It already resembles and has the air quality of one, might as well make it official
Los Angeles is going to sink into the Pacific ocean one day, THANK GOD!
by Nixter August 13, 2005
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Los Angeles

in a nutshell from a Native.

Mid-City is TRUE LA

Hancock Park > Beverly Hills

Pacific Palisades > Malibu

HOLLYWOOD IS NOT A CITY: its a rat infested hell hole with prostitutes everywhere. TOURISTS: DO NOT GO EAST OF VINE

Long Beach and Compton (CPT/LBC) are independent Municipalities NOT part of the city.

Latte sippers live around 3rd/Fairfax at Park La Brea aka "Hipster Projects"

while in LA YOU MUST VISIT DINOS CHICKEN ON PICO/BERENDO In Mid-City

Everything West of Century Park West is West LA
Everything East of Alameda doesn't matter

Dodgers Stadium is SAFE.

UCLA > University of South Central

*YES, USC IS IN SOUTH CENTRAL ITS SOUTH OF DOWNTOWN.

Tommys on Rampart/Beverly. (locals only)

north of wilshire 10 million dollar homes, exactly across the street 500,000 dollar townhomes

dont go below the "10" if you dont acually need to go there

People in Mid-City/Downtown walk mostly everywhere

Bacon Wrapped Hot Dogs on Wilshire.

The Redline is for tourists and valley people

THE VALLEY IS NOT THE CITY, ITS A SUBURB.

the stereotypes you hate are arrogant transplants. i have more in common with transplant new yorkers than i do with someone from Madison Wisconsin.

WE DONT DRINK LATTES, TRANSPLANT MID-WESTERNERS DO.

WE DRINK ICED COFFEE.
next to New York, Los Angeles is the second greatest place on earth.
by premeblacks December 03, 2011
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