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Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom freeze it and use it as a dildo for your girlfriend
Yo Nick did Ryan use that Alaskan pipeline on you yet
by Morgan Leonard December 11, 2019
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alaskan mushroom

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus
I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.
by Alaskanmushroom December 7, 2016
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blue alaskan

To twist your balls in a circle then dip them in snow
“Dude I’m so fucking sore, my girlfriend blue alaskaned me last night
by iHaveSeriousProblems May 23, 2018
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alaskan firefighter

When you are having sex with your mate and you ignite her boobs on fire and put it out with your cum
by Wtf is this shit March 19, 2014
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Alaskan whaler

alright kids this is an interesting one. first you beat you meat until you feel like you might hit climax get your hand ready because you might want to keep your semen warm. When you blow it quickly wipe your two fingers across your dick head getting a fair amount of semen on your two fingers and then you wipe it across your upper lip like a mustache or a sanchez
Price gave himself an Alaskan Whaler when he was bored
by raphael sanchez April 26, 2005
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Dirty Alaskan

The act of tacking a shit on the chest of, or in the mouth of your partner after anal sex.

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by Dr. Livingston April 7, 2008
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alaskan express

the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo
hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel
by matman April 25, 2006
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