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Fishy tampon

We were at the beach Susan had a fishy tampon
by The French Whore April 21, 2016
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moving tampon

Also known as a Toyota Celica specifically black 7th gens
Ladi Dadi drives a moving tampon
by J/K November 10, 2013
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Tampons

Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.
Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.
by BigSexy68 July 8, 2021
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Taiwan Tampon

The act of placing your penis in a bloodied vagina and after ejaculating, going for round two with the toilet.
Hey bro I just gave Trinity a Taiwan Tampon!
by Hardleftnipple September 14, 2017
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Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
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Tampon Bill

by Gotya77 April 7, 2020
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Tampon Muncher

A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.
omg he was a tampon muncher
by Alexistexas2.0 October 4, 2023
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