Chefs Mopping Bowl

When you are having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then proceed to throw up in the small of her back and then pull your penis out and mix it around like you are making a bowl of spaghetti. If you just ate spaghetti, even better.
"Hey Ladies, names Steven, anybody up for a Chefs Mopping Bowl?"
by FlintBeastwood January 01, 2014
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dirty mop slide

When your keg is kicked and you mop the spillage off the floor, wring it down some guy's ass crack and drink it. Also known as the double anal mop drop.
How desperate are you for the only free beer at 3am?
by lower frederick April 02, 2004
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Stink mop

When you and a few others urinate into a bucket, then soak two mops in the urine filled bucket and whack each other with the mops until your opponent either passes out, gets knocked out quits.
my friends and i played stink mop yesterday. it was disgusting
by jobflobadobYob September 26, 2010
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Bosnian Mop Handle

When you get on your roof and jump onto a greased upright mop handle leading to pleasurable penetration.
Doctor: why is your rectum bleeding so aggressively

Patient: I did a Bosnian Mop Handle

Doctor: nice
by Osama Bin Naughty December 05, 2020
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mop my shit

You gonna mop my shit
by 31k dogs of war December 14, 2016
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mop top salad

A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.
-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl
by PullOverSir March 20, 2020
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Mop top allstar

A mop top allstar is a woman who is extremely good at giving blow jobs, and has been elevated to the Allstar roster.
Dan - "Damn, that girl is so busted! What were you thinking?"

Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"

Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."
by A$$holius March 27, 2015
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