Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
by Willylaura July 5, 2022
Get the Walsall screw melonmug. by Poopey November 3, 2022
Get the Melonmug. Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
Get the Dusty Melonsmug. Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020
Get the Melon Farmermug. The best fruit too eat. Of the pyramid of superiority of fruits the melon is at the top and the inferior tomato at the bottom
Smart people: the melon is above all!
by Melon is top March 17, 2020
Get the Melonmug. by pepto^%$#$%^bismol March 2, 2023
Get the Melonmug. Coco melon is a complement used only by the most autistic of people. If you call something coco melon you are agreeing it has more chromosomes than you.
by Rambo jambo May 17, 2022
Get the Coco melonmug.