Heavy Loafting

Loaft:Loafting: to really maximize and embellish the current loaft. Example: man on couch- (heavily stoned on 44% heavy Gas indica whilst puffing copious dabs off the rig) has opportunity to get off couch for 1 hour to make a quick G-note. Says “I’m loafting”. Or could have got cack suck but was “too loafting”

I’m so stoned and burnt that I may or may not perma-rot as in… I’m heavy loafting

by Sirloaftalot February 25, 2023

Heavy Backpack

Used by a Eugene, typically the day after they snap. The backpack is heavy due to the AK.

Oh no, Eugene has a Heavy Backpack.

by Meememeem January 22, 2019

cum heavy

When you brain too straight up bogged by da cum to even talk in da straight sentences.

"Yo, straight up Jeremey be talkin on da boof rn. I think he's kinda cum heavy."

by SMOL_Gaming January 29, 2021

Heavy Metal

Music that described by normies is loud emo music but for people of culture it is a music genre for people who really appreciate the guitar and the levels someone can get there voice too it by far takes someone with a galaxy brain to truly understand.

I enjoy listening to heavy metal.

by Jamie Fernando August 30, 2019

heavy in the shoes

Just as a gay man can be called,"light in the loafers," a butch lesbian can be said to be heavy in the shoes.

I think Jody is a little heavy in the shoes, she's got that butch haircut and a chain driven wallet .

by Sassypants16789 September 5, 2016

Heavy hitter

A mod vape/pod designed for stronger hits than your average cart/pen.
May sometimes be used to refer to edibles that are designed to be absorbed quicker like syrup.

He's got a heavy hitter and I'd have one too if I wasn't damn broke

by dextromethorphan January 5, 2022

Dick Heavy

When the majority of the population in a certain place consists of mainly dick or in other words, guys only. When something is dick heavy the percentage is 90% dick, 10% vagina.

"That pre game was real dick heavy."

by fastandfurious April 14, 2017