by mc_beet August 06, 2006
The action of masturbating within a body of water, excluding the bath tup, e.g. a wank in the ocean, (or more extreme a swimming pool.)
It can also be made wank into a game, the more fish around your semen, the more successful the wank. compare with your friends and others of a similar disgusting nature, and see who is the best at 'beating off the fishes'.
It can also be made wank into a game, the more fish around your semen, the more successful the wank. compare with your friends and others of a similar disgusting nature, and see who is the best at 'beating off the fishes'.
by coretmanus March 11, 2009
by Edward L. Squamata February 02, 2009
noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).
by koko October 31, 2004
by Codiak July 31, 2003
Masturbating to something (i.e. Porn, Someone you got dirty with) you tugged one off to a long time ago
by Wooooool November 24, 2013
The ability to have a wank whilst simultaneously undertaking another task with your free hand, which is non wank related.
Mike, " Yo Steve, what did you get up to last night"?
Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".
Mike, "Good effort mate".
Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".
Mike, "Good effort mate".
by go_now_and_live October 28, 2011