Farting Tim

Farting Tim likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is your dads uncles cousins foot

Farting Tim is a amazing

by Farting Tim July 17, 2021

Tim Simpson

A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him

Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson

by Skeleton secretary August 15, 2019

Pulled a Tim

To wear down a girl's defenses over an extended period of time, usually over many months to finally get her to sleep with you while she's drunk

Wow, you really Pulled a Tim on that one!

by K-quick November 21, 2010

tim bongham

legend has it his bug eyes summon the cast of bugs life to ravage any specimen whom he chooses worthy to visit thor in hella.

Can also mean a ladies chest

That prick needs to get tim bongham’d.

James: Crikey! Look at the tim bonghams on that lass.

Josh: I’ve never seen tim bonghams so big in my life! Dont let dawn catch me out.

by IfYouKnowYouKnow69 September 28, 2018

tim pick

An absolute bellend with a tiny nubbin

That Tim pick… he’s a mahoooosive bellend with a tiny man clit… or nubbin

by Nubbin for rubbin February 8, 2022

Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

by foug January 12, 2005

Tim Theory

The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are

The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory

by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021