tim bongham

legend has it his bug eyes summon the cast of bugs life to ravage any specimen whom he chooses worthy to visit thor in hella.

Can also mean a ladies chest

That prick needs to get tim bongham’d.

James: Crikey! Look at the tim bonghams on that lass.

Josh: I’ve never seen tim bonghams so big in my life! Dont let dawn catch me out.

by IfYouKnowYouKnow69 September 28, 2018

Tim Simpson

A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him

Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson

by Skeleton secretary August 15, 2019

tim pick

An absolute bellend with a tiny nubbin

That Tim pick… he’s a mahoooosive bellend with a tiny man clit… or nubbin

by Nubbin for rubbin February 8, 2022

Farting Tim

Farting Tim likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is your dads uncles cousins foot

Farting Tim is a amazing

by Farting Tim July 17, 2021

Tim Theory

The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are

The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory

by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021

Tim's Collection

The collection and distribution of what can only be an estimated number in the thousands of Tim Hortons cups that reached out to cover much of the garage storage space. The exact number will never be known but it can be assured this collection was due to the hard work of many. Literally thousand of dollars were 'poured into' or 'pissed out of' this venture.

Ed: I knocked it over. Its spilling what the fuck?
Code: Musta been foug's there's still hot chocolate in it.
A: Figures

by foug January 12, 2005

Turbo Tim

'n': The Chuck Norris of Snowmobiling.

'verb': To dominate a snow covered mountain.

There are no unclimbable mountains, only mountains TURBO TIM has yet to climb. Turbo Tim went back in time on his turbo Apex and simulaneously deflected both bullets whizzing towards JFK. The president was so astonished his head exploded. Turbo Tim lifted a stock Apex twice. Turbo Tim thought about round house kicking an XP and it fell apart. Gravity effects YOU. Turbo Tim effects gravity.

by RMK1155 October 13, 2007