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Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.
"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"
by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010
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50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
by Gibones March 22, 2019
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L situation

When two people clearly like eachother, but one person is with someone who is wrong for them.
Damn I really like him, but he’s dating this bitch so it’s an L situation
by Cheenus gro January 21, 2024
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double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
by Big dick André August 17, 2024
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Situation

Blue eyed dressed for every situation

Moving through the doorway of a nation

Pick me up and shake the doubt

Baby I can't do without

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out
I remember only for an hour

Move right through me can you feel the power

I don't know what's going on

It scares me but it won't be long

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Now he's in control he is my lover

Nations stand against him he's your brother

Been a long time, been a long time now

I'll get to you somehow

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Situation
by Death Menace February 18, 2023
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situation friend

a friend that you do not actually like their personality, but bc of a situation( small shitty towns, at an event, relatives the same age as you, classes with random ppl ) you spend time with them (not always on a regular basis). this person annoys you at times and you may or may not find their beliefs expensive.
example 1

(14 year old girl) : why did you hangout with emma’s sister she slept with my ex
her friend:bc my mom is bsfs with her mom so we went on vacation together

ex 2:
boy: why do u hangout with my ex

girl: we volunteer at the same place

ex3:

patient: i feel like none of my friends really get me
therapist: they are probably situation friends
by echo88 March 26, 2023
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Fickle-Bitch Situation

Term coined by: Ms. Natural (Ariel Robinson) on Joseline’s Caberet: California (season six).

She was explaining the situation between Gyspy and Erica Mena, in which, Erica was bringing up a past situation out of context in regards to Gyspy’s character. She also continuously mentioned Gyspy’s son—to highlight the fact that she was an amazing mother. Gyspy however took it as disrespect (queue the previous situation Erica was mentioning), basically wrong person, wrong time, wrong place. This led to Gyspy attacking Erica.

Cut to Ariel talking over the situation, and for lack of better words…fickle-bitch situation was created.
“I don’t think Erica was meaning anything negative by mentioning your son, but I don’t think that…Gyspy was too happy with it. So it’s like…it’s, it’s a fickle-bitch—definition: fickle-bitch situation.” - Ms. Natural
by berniebabyy September 9, 2025
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