Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Snooty susan

A stuck up wannabe Karen who thinks she's better than everyone & holds judgment but forgets shes far from perfection...

Here comes the snooty Susan with her plethora of knowledge

by MegaBoooZ February 10, 2024

Susan

D a n & P h i l

Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n

by Phannieanon June 2, 2019

A Susan...

A 5 Point Story that should actually have been 20 points

That Story should've really been a Susan...

by JBotics November 3, 2023

Susan

Your stereotypical 57 year old Tesco worker (usually by the tobacco)

"That fucking Susan didn't give me baccy because I didn't have ID. I'm a 25 year old, bald, bearded bloke with a Kid"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Susan

A lady of genuine kindness. Someone who is pure of heart and too innocent to deal with street culture. If you mess with her head she will eventually be broken Someone who has a kind heart that can eventually become vengeful or alone and bitter hating the world.

Susan is so nice, too nice, whats her deal. How can we get one over on Susan.

by Antithesis77 April 9, 2022

Susan

Based on Susan Walters, an emergency room nurse for 30 years who survived an attempted murder on her life by a hit man in Oregon. She fought like a warrior, killed her attacker and still showed incredible compassion towards her ex-husband for ordering the hit. A Susan is a prepared fighter who won’t back down in protecting themself or others. If they have to end you they will, but they won’t enjoy it because they value human and are very empathetic.

Wow! Did that person seriously just get hit by another driver and rush over to see if they’re okay? What a total Susan.

by Kraken Attaq January 24, 2021