An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.
Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.
Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.
"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."
"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."
"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."
by FrabjusMuckery October 9, 2023

A subject who has no home their loyalty waffles between homelands to fit their immediate needs.
An individual with no self esteem who's family or public school system permanently ruined the concept of nationality
An individual with no self esteem who's family or public school system permanently ruined the concept of nationality
"ay devil why's that moron have a mexican flag tattoo if he's in the US military?" "oh he's a trans patriot". "oy dos mio, why won't our mexican brethren help us down here?" "they're all collecting benefits in America, trans patriots are a protected class up there..."
by McGraze September 4, 2021

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.
The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.
by Jill the Pill August 8, 2019

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by Moronica February 19, 2025

A Russian Person who is Zombified by their favorite President, resulting in the amount of coping with watching Russian Propaganda every single day, to the point where their brains are non existant, they're also Snowflakes, as if you try talking shit about their favorite President, Country and Beliefs, they will quickly get angry and yell at you with straight up slurs, they also call you a "Nazi" for basically hating them.
A Local German: Man, Russia is such a shitty place that i ain't going here
Z Patriot: YOU DON'T LIKE RUSSIA?, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE LIKE HITLER YOU STUPID NAZI.
Z Patriot: YOU DON'T LIKE RUSSIA?, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE LIKE HITLER YOU STUPID NAZI.
by Alexballsdrinker2230 June 21, 2025

Yes, I am a modern-day patriot. I gave in my bumpstocks to the government because I don't really need them and Red Flag laws can't possibly be that bad.
by bumpstock go brrrrrr September 20, 2020
