Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.
Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 30, 2022
Get the Melissamug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
Get the 《¤》Melissa《¤》Fumero《¤》Is《¤》Mustard《¤》Bison《¤》melIssa《¤》fumUero《¤》musTard《¤》biSon《¤》mug. Sexy, romantic and beautiful girl. Artistic and smart yet still able to have fun. She speaks her mind but is still extremely kind.
by 69Jake420 August 6, 2022
Get the Melissamug. Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
by Shorthood September 22, 2020
Get the Clean Melissamug. A female that owns tattoo equipment yet refuses to give a human being a tattoo also at a fairly young age u can be pretty positive she will be the neighborhood cat lady and 35 strays.
by reed42robbie November 4, 2020
Get the melissa kayemug. She's a beautiful, kind and independent female. She'll always there through thick and thin. She always cares about other people's need before hers. She's always there to help anyone. She never holds grudges and forgives easily.
*Girl: "Hey do you know who can help me with my project?"*
*Boy: "Yeah, Melissa will definitely help you."*
*Boy: "Yeah, Melissa will definitely help you."*
by Mel_lissa:) December 11, 2023
Get the Melissamug. by jklol222 January 23, 2022
Get the Melissamug.