Why does Tim like that Japanese chick game so much? There's not even any fighting in it... just a bunch of chicks in bikinis." "He faps to it." "What?" "He's a fap gamer"
by sendren September 02, 2010
by chud50 September 26, 2004
Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
by jake5443 December 05, 2007
Fap candy entails a form of material that can be used as an aid during the process of fapping. Often in the form of pictures and videos.
by fapkingpro December 06, 2010
Just jerking off; can be used in public such as in a class room without alerting the teacher that you are actually referring to jerking off
Teacher: please open your books to page 337. You: I'd rather be playing Fap cats than do this crap. Teacher: what?
by FappMcGee May 05, 2010
To achieve the status of Fap King one must fap all day and night until the only thing that comes out is blood
Jim "What you been up to?"
Tom "I have been fapping all day and night"
Jim "Does that make you a Fap King?"
Tom "Yeah it was blood at the end"
Tom "I have been fapping all day and night"
Jim "Does that make you a Fap King?"
Tom "Yeah it was blood at the end"
by Pissychild January 17, 2010
The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.
Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.
by King of Fappers '94 December 08, 2010