dusty mike

A dusty, old, German lady whose pussy has yet to be stuffed with any cock-like object.

Ex: Jons mom is a Dusty Mike.

by JuicyHam October 15, 2013

Dusty Woodchuck

A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.

Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.

by 5hinebox December 6, 2011

Dusty dick

When you put it in an old lady

Tim: yo I fucked Marge.

Phil: nigga you got that old puss

Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.

by Boys ain’t shit May 29, 2018

dusty ute

a dusty crusty dinosaur

deborah the dusty ute

by Dirty names December 20, 2021

dusty locane

up and coming canarsie rapper. you heard it from me....

said imma make bail tonight

yoo that dusty locane song go mad bro

by joemama01212 March 2, 2021

Dusty Regan

A Dusty Regan is when a republican reprehensive expresses his admiration for Roland Regan by digging up his corpse, sucking his dick and then sneezes.

The republicans were all doing the Dusty Regan in last night response to Obama’s speech.

by BrooklynBeerBums February 26, 2009

dusty crophopper

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick

What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.

by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013