February 13

February 13 is the day you fuck your best friend then ask them to be your Valentine on February 14

Me: hey let’s fuck since it’s February 13
Her/him sure
Next day
Me: will you be my Valentine 😏
Her/him sure

by Your best friend lol February 2, 2021

number 13

A combination of mayonaise, spicy mustard, Relish, BBQ sauce, vinegar, Arby's sauce, and Tabasco.

I havent tried it but I bet it would taste fucking disgusting.

Man, I tried drinking my diabetic friend's urine and it tasted like number 13.

by Pangis March 11, 2022

December 13

The day to beat up your worst enemy

(You can do it buddy)

Little Timmy: Hey Jimmy...

JIMMY: what do YOU want bitch

Timmy:... it’s December 13th

JIMMY: aww FUCK

by That. 1. Girl December 12, 2019

april 13

people born on april 13 are hot as fuck and can bust a huge nut

person 1: Did you hear? people born on April 13 are super hot!
person 2: I also heard they can bust huge nuts!

by NeoAidxn March 30, 2022

December 13

These people are the baddest bitches

1: She’s such a bad bleep
2: Yea
3: She must be born on December 13th

by Nito Mosquito November 4, 2020

November 13

National give you gf a hug,hold her hand and give her a hoodie day

What day is it? It’s November 13 give me a hug a hoodie and hold my hand.

by The couple goals guide November 12, 2019

November 13

1.Give a person you don’t know well a hug

2.Boys give cheerleaders hugs
3.Survive no but November

John: give me a hug Dixie

Chearleader aka Dixie: Eww no
John: it’s November 13th

Chearleader: Ok daddy

by Sexy boy02 November 12, 2019