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Painting the Birdhouse

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.
”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”
by Harlem Struggle For You March 23, 2020
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Paint That Vagina

When a male pulls out his penis during intercourse and ejaculates all over a female's vagina.
Yo, dawg, I'm gonna paint that vagina tonight.
by Ruth Less April 19, 2019
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Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 22, 2023
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French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum
"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."
by ChadhasCancer June 29, 2023
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painted rust

when failing infrastructure that needs to get repaired gets a face lift instead

structural get rusted out and we repaint them even though half the steel went flowing down the river long ago
we have a painted rust problem in the united states no wounder we have so many bridge collapses and sinkholes
by dihydromonoxide December 19, 2011
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Paint Job

When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job
I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!
by Rex Johnson 007 July 18, 2016
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microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.
"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"
by P3laton3 April 10, 2017
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