friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable

Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.

by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016

friendship crush

A crush with platonic feelings, you really want to befriend them

"Katie is a really funny and great person person, I think I have a friendship crush on her."

by doctorphil'sleftbigtoe January 6, 2022

Ropes of Friendship

The action of a man shooting cum on their friend after sex.

Him: hey we been friends for awhile now and I’d like to share my ropes of friendship with you

Her: what’s that?

Him: it’s when we fuck as friends and I shoot some ropes of cum on you as a token of our friendship.

Her: game

by 805Mike December 12, 2021

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

Friendship Destroyer’s Deck

When you play UNO and everything you have is an UNO reverse

I won last night with the Friendship Destroyer’s Deck.

by Puffsie<3 November 10, 2022

friendship dick

friendship personified by a cock, what everyone loves

i shoved my friendship dick in my partners loving butt

by grand_dad October 10, 2018

level 10 friendship

The act of having a threesome involving that friend.

In the case of two guys- you iffel tower that girl, and double high five each other
In the case of guy and girl- she will bring in another girl and while the guy is fucking the other girl (who is eating out the friend) you high five each other

"Yo I got a level 10 friendship with her"
"No way, you're lucky as he'll man"

by Josh Gropin' May 1, 2014