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Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.
Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!
by 412Lobos September 3, 2021
mugGet the Poop Whackmug.

chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.
Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!
by R1KS August 26, 2013
mugGet the chat whackingmug.

coke whack

after doing blow, you bounce from the party early to go home and jerkoff.
Dude he needed it, he just left after hitting that line for an early evening coke whack.
by Shockpiece January 10, 2008
mugGet the coke whackmug.

WHACK daddy

The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.

This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.
That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.
by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015
mugGet the WHACK daddymug.

Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).
Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".
by realrobertreed October 11, 2014
mugGet the Whack Trackmug.

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often
I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.
mugGet the span whackmug.

whacking the bushtit

A beautiful, awesome slang term for female masturbation. It feels so good you sing like a bird!
Today was so stressful! If I'm not whacking the bushtit soon, I'm gonna stab someone in the eye!
by AngryBeaver84 January 22, 2011
mugGet the whacking the bushtitmug.

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