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Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021
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flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.
You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.
by Mootillda November 13, 2021
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Shoot Flute

A flute that can be played after inserting the flute anally.
Play that Shoot Flute, baby!
by danahougen@gmail.com January 28, 2023
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Flute Technique

I kick ass at Flute Technique
(its true! i play!)
by reidsgirl December 15, 2012
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Flutes

Person 1: hi I play flutes
Person 2: I play clarinet
Person 3: person 1 is amazing. person 2………..
by Erika&Zamira&Red February 14, 2023
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ice flute

Tweaker: ay man you got a lighter man
Random person: naw foo get the fuck away from me pinche tweaker
Tweaker: come on man I need to light up my ice flute
by Chale homes January 11, 2017
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Golden Curvy Flute

A Golden Curvy Flute is just a French Horn but flute version
Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute
by Carbonated.moth February 29, 2020
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