Rolling Stone

A magazine that was once about music and (politically correct left-wing) politics, but is now little more than a periodical of adult fan fiction for music journalists who have a crush on reactionary crybaby and sometimes rapper Kanye West.

When they're not depicting him as Jesus, they're calling him a genius who is operating on a completely different level to us Philistines who don't happen to believe that the US Government created the AIDS virus.

I just picked up the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, but all it is was a bunch of nude drawings of Kanye West. It did come with a free magnifying glass, though.

by Peter_File_1969 December 15, 2011

love stoned

So much in love that you give the impression of being stoned.
Such as giggling uncontrollably and or dazed/dreamy

Girl:hey...

Dood: *LOL*

or

Girl:Hey...

Dood:wah..?

Dood2:hey man, you must be love stoned or sumthin?

by wesley dye October 12, 2007

Sorcerer stoned

The act of getting high while watching Harry Potter movies

oh dude, we ran an HP marathon and got sorcerer stoned and soooo frikkin high!

by chitsb August 18, 2011

CeCe Stone

Older porn actor-to-actress (transsexual) who has been featured in a few porno videos.

A lot of guys get turned on by watching pornos with CeCe Stone and other older transsexual porn stars.

by The N-Work September 30, 2009

Shiver-stone

When you are too cold to move. Frozen in place like a stone, but shivering cold.

I could hardly sleep last night, it was so cold I turned into a shiver-stone.

by Knight who says ni November 26, 2015

Tuesday Stoned

Getting stoned on a Tuesday

"Hey you heard the new Wiz? Its amazing"
"Nope, let me get Tuesday stoned and i'll give it a shot"

by Maskofffuckiitmaskoff May 24, 2017

John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021