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Crying Starfish

When having sex in the "missionary position" the person on bottom simply flops down or over, with little or no enthusiasm, throws thier arms and legs open somewhat resembling a starfish then proceeds to cry or appear to be crying durring sex.
Tyrone asked Tequisha after watching a long movie if she wanted to participate in sexual intercourse, she sighed and said "I guess" and proceeded to the bedroom, threw herself on the bed, flopped her arms and legs open resembling a starfish and stayed in that position the entire time.
Every once in a while Tyrone would glance down and see Lequisha seem to be crying with anticipation that the end would be near.
After, Tyrone thought to himself, "wow that was like having sex with a crying starfish".
by Lola Low September 3, 2011
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Cry Liberals

A guy on Urban Dictionary who spouts the worst things ever put to man
Or
Perhaps a satire account
The daily wire is a show talking about the liberal cult:Cry Liberals
by JFK1989 February 9, 2023
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Bre-Cry

when something is so funny that you start uncontrollably laughing while also crying
When the hot jock whipped out his dick, it was so small it made me start to bre-cry.
by adfsklj; March 2, 2020
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Dick to cry on

Guy friends who you sleep with when things are aren't going well, especially when you your having relationship problems.
You got a good dick to cry on, while your fighting with your husband?
by Calibur357 March 19, 2019
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manly cry

When a man cries, yet maintains man like qualities. The cry does not go into sobbing, for only a few tears are shed. The tears hold enough power of manliness to bring life back to spongebob and Patrick.
Morgan freedman would only shed one manly cry.
by Manly man24 April 24, 2014
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Sigh and Cry

A phrase used to emphasise how bad something is, mostly used in tweets.
I miss being at the gig, sigh and cry
by earl0bes September 25, 2012
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Cry tit

noun. 1. a bitchy, whiny complainer 2.a weenie, wimp or otherwise pathetic person 3.a hungry baby crying for mama
by The Phrogg January 15, 2019
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