Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 13, 2018

PMPE Slap

The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.

The PMPE Slapw

“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”

by threepio January 04, 2022

Eating a slap

What Chris Rock did to Will Smith's slap.

Chris Rock was eating a slap from Will Smith

by therealprotagonist March 29, 2022

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017

tongue slap

a person of any gender slapping the clitoris with their tongue

whilst going down on bernice,it took all of 3 tongue slaps for her to get off

by prisonmikebaby May 04, 2017

Basket slap day

On Halloween you can hit anyone With your candy basket and not get in trouble.

Basket slap day is when you can Slap your brother with your candy basket and not get in trouble

by Spiderboy18 October 19, 2019

don’t slap me, Will!!!

Said in response to a slight, slam, or burn.

She: Calling you stupid is insulting to stupid people.

He: Don’t slap me, Will!!!

by Woofmutt March 29, 2022