William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

John

John is a teenager that is addicted to classic anime and westerns.

He is SUCH a John!
I know right!!

by JoeYabuki December 22, 2018

John

a noun. it's everything

"What's a john?"
"It's a noun! It's everything!"

by balls in yo jawls <3 November 8, 2023

JOHN DROPKIDS

A satire-like spin off of the hospital John Hopkins. Instead, we have learned through research that the hospital dropped many of its patients and never recorded any incidences or told any parents. They were sued in 2023, by the Kowalski family, over a diagnosis of CRPS. John Dropkids lost hardcore; having to pay almost 300 million dollars for breach of care.

What are our numbers looking like, over at JOHN DROPKIDS?

by SKAOREGON (Jamaal XY) June 14, 2024

John Doe

hot stalker

mmmmm john doe

by Raven Ocean August 22, 2023

John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.

"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"

by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025

John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick

"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"

by Nopyyy February 2, 2024