Alien: Mmf~ *farts cum into the other aliens’ fart-hole.
Man: Honey? Why are we watching alien fart porn?
Man: Honey? Why are we watching alien fart porn?
by valkrah July 1, 2022
Get the alien fart porn mug.This is a fact, not wishful thinking. If you’re a woman, a fart can really take you by surprise. One woman took to Social Media to ponder something strange that happened to her when she farted. She asked the question "Do you ever fart and the fart goes past your vagina and your labia moves?" She had hundreds of responses from women who had experienced this phenomenon which, apparently, is called a vart.
by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019
Get the Fart Fact 10 mug.Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.
"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."
by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009
Get the apple juice farts mug.A blooded fart hole is a irritated sphincter that has been pounded by too much cock. Or an alcoholic after a big night on the rum may find there arse hole bleeding from excess alcohol
consumption.
consumption.
Elton has a blooded fart hole from getting his doughnut punched. Fuck i had a big night on the piss last night i have a blooded fart hole.
by Frank.479 November 22, 2011
Get the blooded fart hole mug.an anal emission that is so putrid that all four windows of a motor vehicle have to be opened simultaneously.
While we were driving, my wife let out a four window fart. Two windows would not be sufficient to evacuate the stink.
by Dirk Olson February 25, 2011
Get the Four window fart mug."Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."
by lion_tamer August 17, 2015
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