number one bitch

The very "top" bitch, meaning the "bitchiest" of them all.

"Angie is the number one bitch in this school"

by EsDeFF December 27, 2015

Drop One Deep

To ejaculate unprotectedly into a woman/ man.

“Hey you chickenshit bitch, why don’t you Drop One Deep like a real Italian?”

by Emilio Babot October 10, 2019

Snapping One Off

the act of male masturbation

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.

by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

Bites the Big One

To be lame or incompetent at whatever you do.

President Bush really bites the big one.

by Mojo maniac October 12, 2008

pocket one's pride

To give up one's dignity or pride

to pocket one's pride

by stanzz October 25, 2006

good one dave

Used when something stupid had just occured, e.g a fat man dancing in a shop.

Or when a really bad joke or story is told

Originated from the village of Corby Glen Lincs

"yeah i went to see busted play last nite and i had sex with all of them"

Reply "good one dave"

by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007

a scale of one to dead

A scale used to judge the screwed-upness of a situation, where a value of '1' indicates that a situation is only slightly screwed up, whilst a value of 'dead' indicates that the situation is extremely screwed up and nothing can be done about it. Unlike the more commonly used scale of one to ten, a scale of one to dead implies that the situation has already been screwed up and all that can be done now is to limit the damage. The scale is thus used to determine exactly how much damage control is possible, and if a more sensible option wouldn't be to just avoid the whole thing. Often used in connection with exams, tests and sexual health clinics. Variations include "a scale of one to fucked", and "a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die".

Girl1: I haven't revised for this exam at all. I'm so screwed.
Girl2: How bad is it? On a scale of one to dead?
Girl1: Definitely dead. My mum's gonna kill me.

by antimorph July 3, 2007