by omgeep June 10, 2009
to describe a jumpy, jittery emotion. sometimes it is written as "a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory"
by Joyce Chan June 01, 2006
by Jeremy Gilley December 28, 2007
a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.
"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"
"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"
"oh the babies"
"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"
"oh the babies"
by greekgodofthewest January 18, 2008
When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007
a terrible monster like demon that resides over recoil dealing out death and destruction.
likes whiskers meaty bites.
likes whiskers meaty bites.
by Anonymous August 08, 2003
The act of politely introducing yourself for the first time to your significant other's family before sneaking off to urinate around their house.
A nonsensical phrase used to distract someone confronting you long enough to get out of an embarrassing situation.
A nonsensical phrase used to distract someone confronting you long enough to get out of an embarrassing situation.
by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017