number one bitch

The very "top" bitch, meaning the "bitchiest" of them all.

"Angie is the number one bitch in this school"

by EsDeFF December 27, 2015

one egg short

one car short of twelve.

Lil Wayne- King Kong

"I’m one egg short, I’m just tryin to get a dozen."

by n.oNigga January 8, 2008

Snapping One Off

the act of male masturbation

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.

by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

Bites the Big One

To be lame or incompetent at whatever you do.

President Bush really bites the big one.

by Mojo maniac October 12, 2008

bust one out

Originated in the Seattle area, the term means to smoke a cigarette.

Let's get out of here, I want to bust one out.

by emiliano February 26, 2008

good one dave

Used when something stupid had just occured, e.g a fat man dancing in a shop.

Or when a really bad joke or story is told

Originated from the village of Corby Glen Lincs

"yeah i went to see busted play last nite and i had sex with all of them"

Reply "good one dave"

by Josh Wardle March 19, 2007

slob one's nob

(slôb ' wûns ' nôb) vt- to suck one's penis, especially in a sloppy manner.

"That sloppy bitch slobbed my nob and then I sent her on her way."

by Bran Cron March 30, 2004