October 21

National penis sword fight your male best friend from kindergarten.

David tried to sword fight me on October 21 but I said no bc I hadn’t known him since kindergarten

by Dillon,Hamilton October 20, 2019

October 30

October 30 is national kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend day

Jack-"Oh, shoot it's already October 30th, where is my girlfriend".
Johnny-"I don't know but I just found mine right here and I'm gonna kiss it"
Jack-"Hey you, that's my girlfriend your kissing"!
Johnny-" Sorry our girlfriends are twins don't you remember."

by Woody Russell October 29, 2019

October 21

Deport Ramy, Santos och Andy day, this is a world famous day for just this reason. This day is where Migrationsverket raidar Ramys, Marios, Andys and Dominik apartaments.

It’s October 21, holy fuck lets beat the shit out of Santos since he’s going home to Chile anyways

by MaxwellTheDeporter October 21, 2019

October 30

The day you can hit a short person. And only today

I can hit you because it’s October 30

by Thea fk October 29, 2019

October 19

This is the day guys get to do everything they want with their girl:) so guys grab this opportunity maybe u have a chance to watch Star Wars. Or maybe just fuck the shit out of her, you decide.

Boy: hi babe it’s October 19
Girl: Please fuck me daddy

by Bj5 October 19, 2019

October 16

National get up and whip and nae nae when the teacher isn’t watching

He chad do the fucking whip and nae nae the teacher ain’t looking

Only cause it it’s October 16 I will

by Tiny_texter October 15, 2019

October 18

National hot day

I like hot day on October 18

by Efd October 17, 2019