Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019

Covid's Metamorphoses

An epic poem, waiting to be written.

Chronicling the transformations of the world, from its creation to its breakdown, due to the coronavirus and the self-deification a Julius Caesar wannabe, Covid's Metamorphoses will be read in the 22nd Century as a charming fable of humanity as it once was.

by Monkey's Dad October 7, 2020

Shy Guy Metals

Founded in 1987, they own mines all over the planet. Minerals are mined up and sold to companies all over the planet. Found in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Shy Guy Metals is hiring.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

legion of metallum legionaires

sometimes retarded sometimes arent

legionaire 1: uniteunited sucks

legionaire 2: i agree
legionaire 3: legion of metallum legionaires are awesome

by syerolme funyny xdDDDDDDDDD June 26, 2021

recon of metallum

best legion divisvion omggg!@!@!!!!

recon of metallum best legiion division omgmgg!!@!

by syerolme funyny xdDDDDDDDDD June 26, 2021

Angel Of Metal

A e-girl reject who listens to heavy metal, but looks sexy as fuck

did you see that new streamer s/n
yeah man she's an angel of metal

by jash134 July 27, 2021

A Bizarre Metal Run

A roblox game made by AngryFugo (Discord name) YuNarukami321 (Roblox name) based on the Manga/Anim JoJo´s Bizarre Adventure

Person A: Lmao A Bizarre Metal Run is bad
Person B: I wouldnt say that its that bad

by AngryFugo July 28, 2021