Countertop Kid 

A person who was conceived by his/her parents on a countertop.

“Aye, you know Jeremy?”

“You mean countertop kid?”

“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”

Countertop Kid by funz0ne February 20, 2024

sephora kid 

A girl between the age of 8-12. She most of the time has a Stanley and makes fun of the people who don’t. She goes to Sephora and buys drunk elephant. Most importantly she wrecks everything in sight by making “skincare smoothies” and breaking the testers of the makeup.

Omg my sister is such a Sephora kid!

sephora kid by Nonbinary chicken February 22, 2024

Ramp Kid 

ramp kid: a person in the brisbane scene who hangs around ramp, they are typically annoying, pricks, rapists and drug addicts

ugh they’re such a ramp kid

Ramp Kid by Googly Gunk February 23, 2024

Ramp Kid 

a ramp kid is person that hangs around ramp (located in Brisbane directly across from albert street church near King George Square) and are seen by the rest of the scene as annoying pricks, rapists, drug addicts and just generally bad people. in the scene the term ‘ramp kid’ is used as an insult. a lot of these people have moved to churchie which is directly across the street and claim to be different (they do give you free cigs sometimes though)

ugh they’re such a ramp kid

Ramp Kid by Googly Gunk February 23, 2024

Band kid 

Nerdiest but coolest mfs you'll ever meet

"Nerd!"
"Yeah, I'm a band kid"

Band kid by BestBariInTheWest February 24, 2024

Greenscreen Kid

A kid on a greenscreen moving around “reacting” to videos

You are a greenscreen kid

Greenscreen Kid by Im not doing a handle tbh mate February 26, 2024

Zoink Kid 

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings

“Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”

Zoink Kid by Mahlleh February 28, 2024