Mommy/Daddy Jacking

When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.

Steve: "I just got my degree!"

Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."

Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."

by GreenWeenie6100 June 24, 2017

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crusty jack rag

a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.

my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.

by texliam May 14, 2007

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Sir Jack of Asses

1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass

Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

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Pulling a Jack Bauer

Dying and coming back to life, or pretending to die and coming back to life as Jack Bauer from 24 has done twice

-So James have you read Romeo and Juliet yet?
- Yeah Juliet pulls a Jack Bauer

Boy- That guy was drowning!
Girl- No dont worry, he was just pulling a Jack Bauer

by Ana M. November 7, 2007

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Jack My Swag

A term to describe a given situation in which a given person steals someone's "swag", or their trademarked coolness. The term has been made famous by Jenna Rose, a twelve year old skinny white chick, in her infamous song, "My Jeans". In the song, a girl (most likely Hannah Montana, Ashley Tisdale, or Keke Palmer) wore jeans just like Jenna's, to which she responded "jack my swag".

I bet she's mad, cuz' I look fab, haha-ha-ha, jack my swag.

by huneygetsit May 7, 2011

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