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blooded fart hole

A blooded fart hole is a irritated sphincter that has been pounded by too much cock. Or an alcoholic after a big night on the rum may find there arse hole bleeding from excess alcohol

consumption.
Elton has a blooded fart hole from getting his doughnut punched. Fuck i had a big night on the piss last night i have a blooded fart hole.
by Frank.479 November 22, 2011
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the shit holding the fart in

A person or problem getting in your way and preventing you from completing your current task/plan.
"Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."
by lion_tamer August 17, 2015
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Upside-Down Fart

this describes when your sexual partner does a handstand, then you place your head in between their cheeks and they fart (only use for top tier sexual pleasure)
"c'mon babes please lemme upside-down fart"
"okay but you better let me do it too"
by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019
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Taint-rippling fart

A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.
Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.
by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018
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pre-fart depression

When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.
by DaddyoShrek June 13, 2017
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Smell-o-fart

A person who tends to act arrogant and snobby. Generally lifts their nose in the air as if they are trying to smell a fart.
That Karen is such a smell-o-fart
by monkeysbutt June 16, 2020
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Four window fart

an anal emission that is so putrid that all four windows of a motor vehicle have to be opened simultaneously.
While we were driving, my wife let out a four window fart. Two windows would not be sufficient to evacuate the stink.
by Dirk Olson February 25, 2011
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