bestest bean

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.

by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

bean buzzer

Electronic device that stimulates the bean between the female legs.

I accidentally stumbled on my daughter’s bean buzzer. I told her pack that shit up!

by Bunger13 September 29, 2022

Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.

Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?

by human toaster oven February 9, 2021

single bean

when everyone you know is in a relationship and your the only one without a person.

Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages

That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone

by ThAt_AnNoyMuS_USeR August 28, 2020

Bean

An interesting piece of food that will make you feel butterflies near your bro in the hot tub. (Then you make bubbles)

As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.

I felt beans making bubbles out of my butt in the hot tub with my bro.

by Therealgoatishereforall January 10, 2022

Will and bean

Will and Bean are the two famous kittens of the most amazing editor and friend ever!

Piper: who tf is will and bean?
Bryant: duh theyre the queens kittens!
Isabella: that’s so swagtastic!!

by Bridgetosarabithia February 15, 2021

Bean-farmer

When a female put her hand down the front of her pants and wipes her vag and then smell that hand to check to see if her vag smells

I seen a bean-farmer on north st Daytona Beach

by Letmynutsgo86 February 15, 2023