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Double Kill 

The act of flushing a toilet after you used it, and then unknowingly flushing it again while it is still flushing, resulting in a failed flush attempt and a hollow flush sound. However, if for waiting 9 seconds, the crap is still in there, Double kill it.
All the other men stared awkwardly at Bob when he went for a double kill in the urinal. Why would he double kill? He wasn't crapping. It was completely unnecessary.
Double Kill by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012
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Double Date 

A euphemism for getting Covid twice. This term is used due to the increased risk of the virus spreading among groups of more than two people, such as two sets of romantic partners, in spaces like pubs and restaurants, where one might otherwise go on a date.
I thought I had antibodies but my test results came back today and it turns out I've been invited on a double date.

Double Shot Espresso 

When you're in sexual intercourse and right as you feel you're about to cum, you pull out and jizz into her starbucks order and she drinks it.
Girl: omg thanks for starbucks baby
Guy: I think tonight is perfect for a double shot espresso....

double dutch 

When two Dutch guys analy (anal) rapes a girl/boy.
Aww. I got double dutched last night. I'm still sore.
double dutch by noname September 9, 2003

double shot 

A term in halo 2 where you press a series of buttons and fire four shots out of your battle rifle. It makes it look like ots fully auto and gives you a great advantage
He had a sword but I double shotted his ass
double shot by G3NOCIDE July 8, 2006

double clutch 

A awsome pop-punk band that is from cali. www.doubleclutchmusic.com
1) double clutch is my favorite band!
double clutch by fadeintoyoureyes January 25, 2005

Double Doggin'

An urban dance move in which the head is cocked to one side of the body while the clasped hands are on other side of the body. The performer then looks sideways at his female prey in a lurid and sexually suggestive manner.

This "move" has never resulted in the perfomer obtaining consentual sexual relations.
Person #1 - Dude, that guy has been Double Doggin' it with every girl in the club - each and everyone one of them has looked at him like he's a pervert.
Person #2 - Yeah, that's cuz he is a pervert.
Double Doggin' by Stinky McGinty October 30, 2004