by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
Get the Another One Bites the Dust mug.Last night's NYE party was a gas. I had a couple bowls of Taco Soup and this six decided to take me on a closet and started to go to town on my sac. I was so excited I gave her the Earl Grey Duster!
by Slapper Al December 31, 2024
Get the Earl Grey Duster mug.That NYE party got a little crazy last night. I had 4 bowls of taco soup and then some crazy girl brought me into the closet. She started attacking my balls and I was so excited that I farted. The Earl Grey Duster didn't faze her.
by Slapper Al December 31, 2024
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by Bitboyjay February 16, 2026
Get the Unicorn Fart Dust mug.While engaging in heterosexual missionary intercourse with her male partner, the female waits until her man is balls deep on the downstroke before farting on his testicles.
by SublimeKY February 26, 2026
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by blemdbo February 22, 2025
Get the When the Dust Settle mug.A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:
1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers
2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius
3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil
4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use
Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy
by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025
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