Cakes & Thighs

big ass, wide hips... (only used to describe females)

(Cakes & Thighs), brah... (Cakes & Thighs)!

by Full Court* February 4, 2021

flop cake

People named Daniel are flop cakes

Girl named marley : “hey what’s your name”
Boy named Daniel: “my names daniel”
Girl named marley : “damn your a flop cake”
Boy named Daniel: “I know:(“

by Flopcake_172 March 10, 2023

cake day

A White collar Social event now removed due to budget concerns.

In the corperate world, with deadlines to meet, stress from higher up the tree, Training exercises, and all the other dangers of Cubicle life there is no way to chill out or relieve this stress. one way found was to set up a single half-hour

out of every month for a sort of social event. A sort of icecream social but using cakes instead. You had a chance to talk to a neighbor and hang out with your manager but without having to worry about your progress report.

It could also be sort of a cake potluck

Hey everyone its cake day! its cake day! The big bosses want us to take a Paid! thirty later in the breakroom.

by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018

turkey cakes

2 females scissoring.

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.

by Hitter18 March 12, 2022

patty cake booty

A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.

She's got a patty cake booty

by Wallace 466 July 14, 2021

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 7, 2018

Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.

Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."

by WretchedWyrm June 9, 2021