Cunt Munch

A person who can't get their head out of someone's cunt long enough to stop acting like one. This person thinks they're better than everyone around them, very pretentious and snobby- the kind of person that makes you want to carve out your own eyes.

Emily: "That guy is such a cunt munch."
Oliver: "What, why?"
Emily: "I don't know...every time I'm near him I just wanna take a dull spoon and cut out my own heart!"
Oliver: "I'll go get the brain bleach, hun!"

by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014

The Penalty Cunt

When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.

My wife was arguing with me while playing soccer...I then gave her " The Penalty Cunt".

by Taco9648 February 1, 2015

Cunt-Bitch

A word used to describe what you will do to someones face later. Usually consists in yelling or physically abusing. One may only use this word if you really want to fuck someones day up.

I will cunt-bitch you gurl, oh yes I will gurl, yes I will.

by Skysten November 26, 2011

Cunt Nugget

Cunt Nugget Is: A cunt in my view is someone who feels the need to express there thoughts aloud, usually cuntish thoughts. Therefore nugget is simply used to imply that they are moron. There you have it. Cunt Nugget

Liam Gallagher Is A Right Cunt Nugget

by Jameeeeeeeeess July 28, 2011

cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

cunt-burger

A form of harsh pay out, often shortened to 'burger'.

'You're such a cunt-burger', or 'you're such a burger'

by Hunty76 May 17, 2006

Swapping Cunts

Sexual activity, specifically oral sex, between two people.

Swapping cunts, like most sexual slang terms, can mean any number of other acts. They include, but are not limited to: Making out, Vaginal intercourse, Anal intercourse, manual stimulation, fisting, 69, or any variety of shit play.

It is commonly said in a guido accent, as "Swappin' Cunts."

"You swappin'/swapping cunts in there?"

"Where's Ted?"
"He's with Kate... I think they're swappin' cunts."

(To the tune of "The Love Boat")
"Swah-pin Cunnnnnts"

by Mike Pfeiffer November 23, 2007