Cock Lubber

1) Taken from the phrase "Land Lubber," often used by sailors and pirates in Disney movies to describe genuine f4990ts.
2) One who loves the cock.
3) One who loves the cock with an undying passion, so much that he would die rather than see the fall of the omnipotent cock.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA... I LUB COCK!

by Ralkom August 28, 2002

Cock and Ribs

One whose attributes are most notably cock, ribs and/or both. An affliction based on copious fornication and lack of nutrition. Adolescent males still in the process of maturation.

-He couldn't think straight, he was all cock and ribs.

-Where's his head? He's all cock and ribs!
-No coordination at all, totally cock and ribs.

by Lank Willingdon April 4, 2012

Cock destroyer

Twitter user @yayeehoe

The queen of all twitter

Cock destroyer: kol 2eir

by Secret October 14, 2019

poo-cock

the modern day pederast. an older gentleman (over 50) who pursues and seduces young men (late teens and early 20's) for a sexual relationship.

the older man bragged about his multiple boys he had to his friends. He exclaimed, "I'm, the poo-cock biatch".

by young hercules December 19, 2009

Cheese cock

A man from Wisconsin with a very large penis

Bro, I'm nervous about having sex with my new girl, her last boyfriend was a cheese cock

by gtdub23 December 9, 2016

Cock Heat

A way for one to warm their hands,by placing them between ones legs near the genital region.

Person 1:"Holy shit, my hands are so cold I think my fingers are going to fall off!"

Person 2:"Dude, just use your cock heat they will warm right up."

by cutieandmollusk February 28, 2009

cock schwacker

A person that takes his penis and bends it back into his asshole for pleasure.

Casey is a cock schwacker, he likes his cock in his asshole! haha

by Steve The Choad Pirate June 26, 2006