Garlic Butter 

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

Garlic Butter by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018

penis butter and vagelly sandwich

a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies

Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?

penis butter and vagelly sandwich by peanutbabe August 26, 2018

peanut butter split 

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina

After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off

peanut butter split by clickeye3 August 27, 2018

Peanut Butter 

A guys dick. Referring to a big dick. This term is commonly used among girls to describe a penis that is large

I wanna eat that guy's peanut butter

Peanut Butter by Catlolkid October 1, 2018

Nutter butter 

The act of inserting ones own balls into thine own or your lovers own butthole

Im gonna go home nutter butter myself and the cry myself to sleep

Nutter butter by Chicken_enthusiast October 3, 2018

Peanut Butter Burger

A burger with peanut butter on it that can be eaten or used to describe the way female genitalia may look or feel after a long, rigorous night of intercourse.

"How did it go last night?"
"Man we banged all night long! I had her lookin' like a peanut butter burger down there!"

Peanut Butter Burger by Pocn October 13, 2018

Chuff Butter

The thick substance found at the bottom of mixed or blended drinks.

"Aren't you going to finish your carrot juice?"

"Nah, it's just chuff butter at this point."

Chuff Butter by big juicy avocado fries October 26, 2018