The simp : I love you
The person : i love you too
The simp : bae bae bae
The Person : yes
The simp : I can’t wait to see you your so pretty and I’m so lucky to be with u 😍😍
The person : aww
The person : i love you too
The simp : bae bae bae
The Person : yes
The simp : I can’t wait to see you your so pretty and I’m so lucky to be with u 😍😍
The person : aww
by I’d love real September 18, 2021
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simp a boy or man who spends money on a woman he doesn’t truly date or have a real connection with .
also can be a woman or girl who spend money on a man who she thinks loves her .
also can be a woman or girl who spend money on a man who she thinks loves her .
Woman : hey babe i need my hair done can you help me with 260
Man/boy : sure anything for you (gives her way more than she needed ).
woman : (talking to her friends ) that man sure is a simp.
Man/boy : sure anything for you (gives her way more than she needed ).
woman : (talking to her friends ) that man sure is a simp.
by Facts_speaker September 20, 2021
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Get the simp mug.A derogatory term used by young male perverts who are interested in women for something other than sex, or who value them or respect them for something other than simple objectification. It's like the term Snowflake, where the white privileged people having meltdowns started to use the term against the people who were calling them snowflakes. Simp means simpleton, your average American college-age male who is so simple-minded, he sees all women as objects and has only sex on his mind, with a mental inability to think of something else. The simps then turned that around against the thoughtful man, who has ideas beyond his penis, and started calling everyone who wasn't a simp, a simp. And just like snowflake, it's now a term that has the opposite meaning of its original meaning. Snowflake simps hate being labeled as they are and believe, in their heart, that they are rubber, and you are, in fact, glue, and whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.
Simpleton college frat boy: I'm bonin' chicks, you just gotta treat em like sh*t, bros before hos home, hold my beer I see another one..
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
by Kalalalalala September 25, 2021
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