the act of honking your car's horn at the car in front of your when they're caught snoozing when a stoplight turns green.
Ex 1: I green light goosed somebody so hard yesterday, they did a burn out!
Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
Ex 2: Dude, green light goose that Toyota in front of you!
by Benito Romingez June 10, 2013
Get the Green Light Goosemug. by Jajkakakkaka June 13, 2024
Get the Green machinemug. “How did you get in my house?”
“Why were you under my bed?”
“How did you sneak into my vents?”
“Where my hug at?”
GREEN FN
“Why were you under my bed?”
“How did you sneak into my vents?”
“Where my hug at?”
GREEN FN
by jvydenjvyden February 28, 2024
Get the green FNmug. A type of humor characterised by its exclusionary nature. The punchline of a green humor joke is that you have a vague idea of what it might be about, but the specifics of it are incomprehensible and impossible to decipher. A good green humor joke is incomprehensible to even the teller of the joke. You can find this type of humor on r/coaxedintoasnafu or r/smugideologyman.
Green Humorist: "OKAY BLUES, TRY REPLACING THE 'SC' IN 'SCREEN' WITH 'G'. THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR TAX DOLLARS."
Victim of "Joke": "Wait, what's the punchline here? It sounds vaguely political, but what does this have to do with anything?"
Green Humorist: "IDK. EVER HEARD OF GREEN HUMOUR BUDDY"
Victim of "Joke": "Wait, what's the punchline here? It sounds vaguely political, but what does this have to do with anything?"
Green Humorist: "IDK. EVER HEARD OF GREEN HUMOUR BUDDY"
by I hate reddit sometimes January 27, 2025
Get the Green humormug. by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008
Get the green goblinmug. Eco-friendly environmentally conscience dog products and services; green pet practices; green dog products and nutritional suppliments; dogs owned by green chili eco-friendly people.
That is a green chili dog bed, it is made out of recycled materials. Look at that green chili dog, his owner is totally picking up after him; that is a green chili dog, he has a green chili for an owner.
by planet green man June 13, 2010
Get the green chili dogmug. when two gay men are having titty sex and the one on top defecates a sloppy slimy feces mixture onto the other fags stomach and chest
by old nebronian May 24, 2018
Get the green spleenmug.