2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018

2/2

Boobs

Nice 2/2!

by BKB8888 June 12, 2018

2 and a 5

The sexual act of a man fingering a woman with 2 fingers, whilst she gives him a 5 Knuckle Shuffle.

The numbers are subject to change under the right circumstances.

Brady: Yo, I went round to Alice's last night
Carl: Did you smash?
Brady: No. But we did have a 2 and a 5.

by MeAndMyDad June 15, 2018

:)^2

This is a simple emoticon of someone with a double chin but is still happy apparently.

You idiot don't show off your :)^2

by DeBoiHuPlez June 16, 2018

VIP 2

The best barbershop around located in the infamous Lansing, Kansas aka the LL!

Random: Yoooo that cut is fresh!

VIP 2 Client: You know Mo Cuts had to hit me with the fresh VIP 2 fade boy!

by Wetters913 July 23, 2018

2 faced

Keira Ross - @lovingcobban on twitter

Keira Ross is such a 2 faced bitch.

by Skyehard131 July 26, 2018

catching 2

Fingering a girl with two fingers.

“Yo bæ keep talking and yo ass gonna be catching 2 in a second!”

by Mynameyeff August 24, 2018