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The Canada Water

The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.
Have you tried Canada Water?

Haha what?

You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.
by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019
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cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.
"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."
by GiraPratos April 16, 2017
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water heater

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.
Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being

Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater
by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017
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Shum the waters

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"
by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019
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sand water skiing

Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand
by Litnfit April 28, 2024
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Sugar water

A great mix for feeding hummingbirds.

Also great when creating sweet sticky syrup to cover your enemies in.
Easily created with 1/2 sugar (any kinds) and 1/2 water (Tap is fine)

Heat for 13 minute’s time, pour the mixture on anyone Un-KIND!

Tehehehehe
Fairy 1: Just heat it up for 13 minutes,

stir the mixture til it’s finished.

Fairy 2: Sugar water, what a treat!

Toss it on your enemy!

The funny children who have been abused: 🐝 🍯 🤪😹🙀😼😸😻 yay!!! Sugar syrup! Caramel! We want Willy Wonka now!!
by Whatsit2yaa May 5, 2022
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Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet
Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.
by anonymous June 30, 2025
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