familiar dick

The dick you ve been training for years to please you. Is always there when you ll need it and always in the same level.

There is that one dude you ve been hooking up for years and sometimes you tried something new but you always go back to him. That's familiar dick

by HenOne January 21, 2021

Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

Dick Sister

A female who has dated/fucked the same guy you have

Shannon and Sharon both dated Dustin, therefore they are dick sisters.

by Paayton December 4, 2018

DROPPED THE DICK

1. To have committed a blunderous misstep, typically resulting in a significant loss of money, power, or influence.

“Thanks, Harry. Because of you, a client who was bringing in 35% of our revenue is now going to another company. Way to drop the dick on this one.”

“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”

by Bdaddyt July 14, 2018

Dick Debt

When a man goes in without a condom and lands himself in debt.

Hey did you hear that Josh Cuntfield landed himself in Dick Debt last night with the Blair Bitch Project? Man that is the 5th kid and it will will be the debt of him. Wear a condom.

by MartMart210 August 27, 2020

dick wall

When a group of friends choose someone on their friends list and deface their wall with photos of penises, things that look like penises, and things generally penis-related, so that the only things present when someone visits is things involving penises.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Aw man, I left Facebook for an hour and you guys totally gave me a dick wall. You're a bunch of jerks.

Holy crap! I got dick walled by Carey, Kym, Matt, Dave, and Jen while I was asleep! I guess I should make my profile friends-only now, in case this happens again. Don't want the boss to see it by accident.

by thescinema December 1, 2011

pussy-dicking

wasting time; fucking around

The term was used, and possibly coined, by Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds in season 7, episode 5 (Storm of the Century) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

We gotta stop pussy-dicking around. It's time to get in the bunker.

by RhinestoneTiger June 12, 2022