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Acting job

When the guy thinks he knows where the g spot is and you have to act like it is the best thing in the world when it's really not
Last night was a real acting job when I was with Jacob
by HUPPPON October 17, 2021
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triple Blow Job

When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome
by Daman4836 January 14, 2023
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Ring-Job

Similar to rimjob but a person slides their face on the outer rim around the other persons anus, counter clockwise then meets in the middle to shove tongue into said Anus. Then as tongue is into Anus the person flicks the tongue to get the ring affect.
“I heard Shelton gave Abby a mean Ring-Job last night
“Really? That dirty whore!”
by Testickle69 May 23, 2023
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Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.
Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.
by NMLobokid September 24, 2016
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bait job

A job that is posted by a company and/or recruiter with the intention of never filling the position. Some reasons for this include gathering resumes to "see what's out there" or to make it appear to the public that they are growing more than they actually are. More nefarious motives include harvesting people's personal data or using the job as part of a bait and switch, where people apply for one job but are instead directed towards another, usually less desirable, one during the interview process.
Fooled by another bait job. I applied for "Lead Software Developer" but was told at the interview I'd be a better fit for "Janitor."
by DJ Fitness July 10, 2019
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Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad
Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs
by Imisssteve September 20, 2020
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Korean nose job

When a Korean female snorts a line of cocaine of a mans penis while sucking his dick
Guy1: bro Kim gave me a Korean nose job last night now my dick tickles

Guy2: bro I want a chink like that
by Chinkdinktinipink November 9, 2019
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