Brown Sugar Blumpkin

The receiving of oral pleasure whilst taking a particularly sticky, post-bourbon, dump.
Also known as the B-James.

Hey Jim, I finished a 10-pack of JD's last night. Any chance I can get that Brown sugar blumpkin you owe me?

by doot_toot April 19, 2017

brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.

Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.

by Tyre Iron Phil June 3, 2016

The Brown Eyed Peas

A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.

Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one

Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.

by Zonal K October 25, 2019

Theo Crowther-Brown

Big boy with a big ass dripping wet pussy, flaps included. Typically comes with a forehead the size of Johhny Sin's dick (measured). Most Theo Crowther-Brown's have a large array of mental issues and disorders.

'That guy over there is a real TCB (Theo Crowther-Brown)! What a wetwipe'
'Yeah, he sure is'

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 28, 2021

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Handle Your Brown

When you gain my approval. Cool under pressure. Fast to act. Ready for attack.

"It's rough out their soldier. You're going to need to handle your brown."

by brownhandler388 July 12, 2021

Australian Brown Kangaroo

The act of shitting on someones chest, and then jumping up and down on them like a kangaroo.

"I saw your girlfriend last night."
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"

by TheBloodyAussie July 20, 2012