Brown Spotted Hyena

A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.

Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.

by calicanuck July 26, 2013

The Brown Eyed Peas

A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.

Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one

Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.

by Zonal K October 25, 2019

Stock the Brown Trout

v. the act of defecating.

When Wendel got back from Ryan's Steakhouse, he deftly began to stock the brown trout.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 29, 2008

Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

brown silo of love

Like the long, round narrow space that is used by some men, particularly farmers, to pack hay into, this cavity is also of roughly a similar shape, but on a smaller scale. It is also used for packing purposes by certain men who exhibit homosexual tendencies, particularly by the force exerted through the oscillation of the shaft of their penis. It is described as brown because of the burnt-amber coloration of the stool that sometimes adheres to the glans of the penis during its oscillatory motion, as well as other objects that are inserted, such as carrots and gerbils. The term may or may not be used when the two or more males involved in the interaction have romantic and emotional connections with each other.

Bruce: Hey, you sexy thang. Do you know what the most romantic part of me is??

Evan: It's your brown silo of love, right hon?

Bruce: That's it, baby. Now bust out that love muscle o' yers!

by Agent Napalm March 9, 2014

Bring the browns to the superbowl

Probably the most awesome refferance to the simple task of nature : Taking a shit.

Bro1: Are you coming soon ?
Bro2: Yeah, I just have to bring the browns to the superbowl..
Bro1: Ok, be quick!

by Leathel January 21, 2015

French Fry Brown

When one is feeling no stress, like a big weight has been lifted.

Yo sense I got rid of that girl I’m feeling shades lighter. I’m french fry brown right now

by Be Easy, Be Free January 3, 2021