charlie brown christmas

The act of doing a line of cocaine between another persons butt cheeks.

Damn, that chick gave me the best Charlie Brown Christmas.

by Samson Samsons December 24, 2017

Brown Sugar Blumpkin

The receiving of oral pleasure whilst taking a particularly sticky, post-bourbon, dump.
Also known as the B-James.

Hey Jim, I finished a 10-pack of JD's last night. Any chance I can get that Brown sugar blumpkin you owe me?

by doot_toot April 19, 2017

brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.

Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.

by Tyre Iron Phil June 3, 2016

Big Boy Brown

A macho janitor from the depths of RHMS that will not hesitate to make you "clean them tables, big boy" as he says. Big Boy Brown is an absolute unit of a human being, some claim that he can feel the vibrations in the air from 5 miles away when liquid is spilled on a lunch table, making him one of the most dangerous humans alive. If Big Boy Brown isn't a chad, I don't know who is.

"Man, yesterday Big Boy Brown made me clean seven tables."

by GenghisGoose May 2, 2020

Australian Brown Kangaroo

The act of shitting on someones chest, and then jumping up and down on them like a kangaroo.

"I saw your girlfriend last night."
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"

by TheBloodyAussie July 20, 2012

Brown Spotted Hyena

A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.

Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.

by calicanuck July 26, 2013

Brown Bottle Fever

1: A euphemism for being or appearing drunk.

2: Sometimes a euphemism for alcoholism.

3: Sometimes a euphemism for being hung over.

Examples:
1: A euphemism for being drunk.

Last night John Doe made a bunch of rambling incomprehensible posts and texts. He seemed to have brown bottle fever.

2: A euphemism for alcoholism.

The court ordered that John Doe do jail time, attend AA and have counseling. To shelter the children, we explained John Doe's absence; as going to school to research brown bottle fever.

3: A euphemism for being hung over.

John Doe has bloodshot eyes, he has been worshiping the porcelain goddess, and is very ill tempered and unproductive. I think he has Brown Bottle Fever again.

by scheme fighter July 7, 2011