Pip Attack 

When you're horny and don't have a pillow instead a Pipstar body pillow. So you hump it cum on it and slap your dick on the face of the Pipstar body pillow. So much cum the smell is unbearable, your mom thought you have 14 dead fish living in your armpits and you have to take a shower immediately. After that flip it over and sleep on the crotch of the Pipstar body pillow.

Pip Attack oh yes pls

Pip Attack by quartz89 February 9, 2022

Penile Attack 

A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.

Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.

Penile Attack by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022

being attracted to sora 

me / you .

being attracted to sora is such an elliott thing

being attracted to sora by toesnatcher69 March 20, 2022

Bongcloud Attack 

A chess opening that is very funny and goes like this:
1. e4 e5
2. Ke2

The opening is named after Lenny Bongcloud and popularized by Hikaru Nakamura on Twitch.

Jeff: "What is the best opening in chess?"
Person of culture: "The Bongcloud Attack."

Bongcloud Attack by Polterkill April 22, 2022

Defensive Attendance 

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

Defensive Attendance by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022

gecko attack

when a gecko attack's

the great gecko attack

gecko attack by le fish au lava May 21, 2022

teacher attachment 

usually starts with crushing on your teacher/ finding your teacher really good looking. will progress from looking forward to their lessons to looking forward to "accidentally" walk pass her class/ bump into her. this attachment will only start developing when you find out they arent going to teach you next year/ they are leaving the school. you will start distancing yourselves from them and stop making memories with them because itll be too painful to look back on. but on the last day you will cry your heart out to her to the point she has to make sure you get home safe.

also this usually happens when the teacher actually kind of hate the student in a friend way.

also always happens with teachers who surnames start with t. yall should watch out.

"pls dont leave me i have teacher attachment issues"

teacher attachment by nvsklover July 27, 2022